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- Disturbing news out of the
San Joaquin Valley tonight.

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Citizens there reporting a
potential nudity outbreak

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in Bakersfield, California.

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For more on this we got to our

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west coast correspondent, April Shoemaker

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live on the streets of Bakersfield.

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April?

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- That's right, Kelly.

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Police here are quick to
point out these nudity reports

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are still unconfirmed.

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Nevertheless, concern is growing.

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- What are they saying specifically?

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- Only that an investigation is underway,

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which, of course, is their way
of saying absolutely nothing.

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- April, do you have a sense
of what this would mean to all

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of us if there was a nudity
outbreak in Bakersfield?

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- That's the question on
everyone's mind, Kelly.

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One thing is certain:
America's war on nudity

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has long been the one war we are winning.

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With the war on poverty going so poorly,

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the war on homelessness stagnating,

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the war on crime and disarray,

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the war on drugs has been lost,

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the war on terror going nowhere,

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the war on nudity is very
important to the White House.

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Not only because it keeps
naked people off our streets,

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but also because it gives
us that common enemy

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we so desperately need.

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- Has the president made any comments yet?

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- Not yet.

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However, there is little
doubt that this story has gone

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right to the top of the
administration's domestic agenda.

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A nudity outbreak in Bakersfield would be

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a severe blow, not only to
national nudity compliance,

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to America's war efforts in general.

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Perhaps calling into question

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the effectiveness of war itself.

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- Thank you for that, April.

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We will certainly be
monitoring this story carefully

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and bringing you frequent updates.

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(light music)

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- Man, you wanna squeeze
money from Old George,

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ladies, you phone the president.

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You want something done?

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You phone me.

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- And when you want something done?

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- You're here, aren't ya?

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- So, what's the situation?

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- Wrong question.

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- All right, what do I need to know?

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- They found a body.

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- Where?

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- The hotel.

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- Porterfield or the Padre?

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- The Padre.

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- Dead?

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- Nope, naked.

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- Man or woman?

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- A woman.

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Still think we should phone the president?

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- Governor you're telling
me we have a naked woman

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loose in the streets of Bakersfield?

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- Told you it's gonna be a long day.

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- How long have we got?

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- Well, our national security
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(airplane engine rumbling)

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- We're gonna need two things.

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- Name it, Jeremiah.

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- Musicians and Mexicans.

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- Musicians I was prepared
for, this is Bakersfield,

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but where the hell are
we gonna find Mexicans?

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(man yelling)

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♪ Got me a badge, got me a gun ♪

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♪ Someday gonna get to shoot someone ♪

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♪ Pen and a paper on TV ♪

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♪ Everybody gonna wanna interview me ♪

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♪ Police sting, pepper spray ♪

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♪ Beat and taze, escalate ♪

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♪ Police sting, it's okay ♪

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♪ It's us that gets to investigate ♪

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♪ Write some tickets, confiscate ♪

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♪ Seize and misappropriate ♪

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♪ Buy some tanks and fancy guns ♪

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♪ To use upon the citizens ♪

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♪ Police sting, pepper spray ♪

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♪ Beat and taze, escalate ♪

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♪ Police sting, it's okay ♪

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♪ It's us that gets to investigate ♪

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♪ Us that gets to investigate ♪

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♪ Hey ♪

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(clock ticking)

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- So, you're a nudist, then?

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- Do I look like a nudist?

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(sighs)

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I'm in trouble.

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- Good, I was starting to
think this would be a bore.

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- You have some training
in this kinda thing, right?

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- Jeremiah, you know that
nudity's been outlawed in America.

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- How is this helpful?

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- Do you wanna get naked?

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- No.

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- Do you want me to get naked?

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When did this obsession with nudity begin?

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- I'm not obsessed with nudity.

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It's not even what I came
in here to talk about.

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- So this is about Rosie, then?

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- Shrink, you don't listen very well.

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- Patient, you would be surprised.

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Let's just start again.

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- Fine, a couple days
ago I woke up in my bed

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at The Padre Hotel.

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- Were you naked?

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- Who's the one obsessed with nudity?

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- What brought you to this hotel?

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- I lived there.

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- You live in a hotel?

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Interesting.

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(light music)

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(muffled talking)

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(bell jingling)

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- Hi, Rosie.

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Hi.

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- It's Thursday.

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Why aren't you watching Lonesome Dove?

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- We changed Lonesome Dove to Saturdays

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now so it would rhyme.

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Matrix Mondays, Terminator Tuesdays,

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Willy Wonka Wednesdays.

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- And you think Lonesome
Dove rhymes with Saturday?

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- It's close.

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- What's Jeremiah up to?

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- I think he's doing laundry.

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(crunching)
(groaning)

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- [Jeremiah] The thing
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about Rosie and I--
- Wait.

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You said Rosie wasn't important.

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- I didn't say that.

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- I can play back the tapes.

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- You're recording this?

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- Jeremiah, when are you not
being recorded these days?

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- Well, now I don't wanna say anything.

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- Fine.

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(sighs)

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- Where was I?

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- The thing you have to
understand about Rosie and I--

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- The thing you have to
understand about Rosie and I

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is we've known each other
since she was a kid.

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- Did you call her or did she call you?

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- What the hell difference does that make?

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- Answer the question.

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- [Jeremiah] I called her.

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- So stop jerking me off.

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- Okay.

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- Now, let's try that again.

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What is Jeremiah up to?

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- He's meeting with the Mexicans.

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(glass shattering)

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(swanky music)

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(wolf howling)

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- I no believe you.

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- I can hardly believe it myself, Edgar.

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- Even if what you say is true,

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I don't see how we can help you.

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- Edgar, you and Luis, Andy here.

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Best cattle herders in Kern County.

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If I'd lost a little heifer
out in the desert sands,

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who would I hire?

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I'd hire you three.

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If I'd lost a naked woman on
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you see the similarities?

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- Jeremiah.

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My men, they are good men.

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- I know they are, Edgar.

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- They've never seen a naked woman.

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- I wondered.

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- And if truth be told, Jeremiah,

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maybe I've never seen one either.

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- Nothing to be ashamed of.

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- Send us to the desert,
we will bring back

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every heifer that ever walked the sand.

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Dead or alive.

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But send us after a naked woman

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in the streets of Bakersfield.

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- I appreciate your
willingness to be vulnerable.

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Anticipating that this might be the case,

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I took it upon myself to
make some preparations.

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- What are you talking about, Jeremiah?

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- Edgar, would you and your
men like to see a naked woman?

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(stomping)

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(light music)

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(cat purring)

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- Jeremiah.

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- Edgar.

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- Believe me when I say, Jeremiah.

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After what you've done today,

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if I ever see your ugly
face again I will kill you.

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(light suspenseful music)

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(light music)

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(beeping)

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- Let's go back to the naked woman story

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so we can get back to Rosie.

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- Doc, you're kind of obsessed with Rosie.

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- You're kind of obsessed
with avoiding her.

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- I am not.

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- Naked woman, go.

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- I'd already reached out to my Mexicans

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and now I needed some musicians.

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- Are musicians hard
to find in Bakersfield?

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- They can be, especially now.

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Word is that music's next.

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- Next for what?

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- Next thing to become illegal.

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- About time.

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I hate music.

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(light music)

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- [Jeremiah] I had Lucas staked out back

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in a surveillance van, at The
Longbranch Saloon, I knew,

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if there were any musicians
to be found at night,

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the Longbranch would be the place.

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- [Lucas] Shut the door, shit!

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- [Jeremiah] Relax, Lucas, just me.

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- Jeremiah, you scared the shit outta me.

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- [Jeremiah] What do we got?

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- Oh, this is scene 16 of Little Big Man.

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It's the scene where D. Hoff goes into

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his teepee with his new
Indian brides and bangs 'em

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out by one by one.
- Not on the DVD, Lucas.

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On the scanners.
- Ah!

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I am definitely getting
indications that there

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are vacuum tubes in the building.

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- 587s?

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- Sounds like 606s to me.

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- Fender Tweed, maybe.

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(humming)

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- I thinking these are reissue Vibrolux.

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- Did you bring backup?

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- Uh, yeah, he's uh, well
he's right out there.

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(grumbling)

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- [Jeremiah] You brought
a zombie for backup?

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- It was short notice.

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Jeremiah, wait.

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Look, what?

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What if it's her in there?

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- [Jeremiah] What if it is?

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- [Lucas] We can't shoot a woman.

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- We can if she's trying
to steal your horse.

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(zombie grumbling)

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Lucas.

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Zombie.

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Whoever it is in there
is no good to me dead.

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These guns represent
instruments of last resort.

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(woman screaming)
(guns banging)

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(glass shattering)

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(people whistling and cheering)

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(guns clicking)

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- What the hell do you guys want?

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- We have a gig for you Leroy.

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- You thought starting a gunfight was

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the best way to give us a gig?

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Oh, well if I had known it
was you I wouldn't of missed.

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- We all know what
musicians are capable of.

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- What's the gig?

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- Top secret.

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- No mall openings, no Celine Dion.

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- Done.

268
00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:24,140
- What's the pay?

269
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:25,570
- Union scale.

270
00:15:25,570 --> 00:15:26,853
- Screw the union.

271
00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:30,580
We want a hundred a piece and free beer.

272
00:15:30,580 --> 00:15:31,413
- Done.

273
00:15:32,530 --> 00:15:34,770
- Oh, hey, Lucas.

274
00:15:34,770 --> 00:15:35,690
- Hey, Leroy.

275
00:15:35,690 --> 00:15:37,080
- How's your mom?

276
00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:37,913
- Not so good.

277
00:15:37,913 --> 00:15:41,080
Her eczema's flaring up again
so she's like crusty all over.

278
00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:43,300
- Oh god, I'm so sorry.

279
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:45,980
I'll bring by some Billie
Holiday it'll clear it right up.

280
00:15:45,980 --> 00:15:46,863
- Thanks, Leroy.

281
00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:53,690
- What do we do now?

282
00:15:53,690 --> 00:15:56,420
- Meet me at the water tower, high noon.

283
00:15:56,420 --> 00:15:59,513
Bring your instruments, wear a disguise.

284
00:16:01,690 --> 00:16:04,110
Preferably farm animals.

285
00:16:04,110 --> 00:16:06,630
- No, dude.

286
00:16:06,630 --> 00:16:10,010
We don't do no dog and
pony shows any more.

287
00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:11,582
I'm a professional.

288
00:16:11,582 --> 00:16:12,500
(sheep baaing)

289
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:17,500
- Leroy, you'll forgive me,
but on this I must insist.

290
00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:21,130
- Oh, you must insist, must you?

291
00:16:21,130 --> 00:16:22,463
Well, in that case.

292
00:16:24,420 --> 00:16:25,253
- I knew it!

293
00:16:25,253 --> 00:16:26,349
They're not in the union.

294
00:16:26,349 --> 00:16:27,682
After them, men.

295
00:16:31,540 --> 00:16:34,540
- [Therapist] You lost me
at musicians and Mexicans

296
00:16:34,540 --> 00:16:37,180
- Yeah, it wasn't the best
plan I've ever come up with.

297
00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:38,990
- I don't see a plan at all.

298
00:16:38,990 --> 00:16:42,460
- The plan was to lure her
in with irresistible melody

299
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:45,200
and once she was within reach I would have

300
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:49,140
my rancheros lasso her.

301
00:16:49,140 --> 00:16:50,483
- Not much of a plan.

302
00:16:51,330 --> 00:16:52,223
- It gets worse.

303
00:16:53,508 --> 00:16:55,100
(light music)

304
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:58,263
- You realize, Jeremiah,
that once we commit to this,

305
00:16:59,555 --> 00:17:00,763
there's no going back.

306
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:02,760
- I understand.

307
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,127
- You find any musicians?

308
00:17:04,127 --> 00:17:06,380
- I have them tied in the stables now.

309
00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:08,133
- Good, and the Mexicans?

310
00:17:09,810 --> 00:17:11,384
- They've been a little resistant.

311
00:17:11,384 --> 00:17:16,384
- If I ever see your ugly
face again, I will kill you.

312
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,120
- But I think they'll come around.

313
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:21,820
- You know, if Rosie hears
about this, we're all dead.

314
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:27,383
- Lucas, can you wait
outside for me for a moment?

315
00:17:27,383 --> 00:17:29,793
- Shushu, you better
wait outside, too, baby.

316
00:17:30,738 --> 00:17:32,988
(slapping)

317
00:17:36,818 --> 00:17:38,200
I'm telling ya, Hoss.

318
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,759
If Rosie finds out about this,

319
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,670
there's gonna be a shit storm.

320
00:17:41,670 --> 00:17:43,210
The likes of which we've never seen

321
00:17:43,210 --> 00:17:45,500
since Buck Owens left Heehaw.

322
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:50,500
- I understand, but,
keeping a woman like Rosie

323
00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:51,700
in the dark is--

324
00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:52,693
- Is essential.

325
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:55,280
Time to make hay or head for the barn.

326
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:56,533
Are you ready for this?

327
00:17:57,770 --> 00:17:59,728
- Ready or not, what are our options?

328
00:17:59,728 --> 00:18:01,213
- I don't know.

329
00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:02,263
Move to Fresno?

330
00:18:04,596 --> 00:18:06,310
All right, Jeremiah, go.

331
00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:07,520
Do this.

332
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,999
I don't wanna know how you're gonna do it,

333
00:18:08,999 --> 00:18:12,393
but if you're gonna do it, do it well.

334
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,590
Now get out there and
find me that naked woman.

335
00:18:17,521 --> 00:18:21,021
(upbeat electronic music)

336
00:18:33,202 --> 00:18:35,430
- Think he suspects you?

337
00:18:35,430 --> 00:18:36,263
- I can't tell.

338
00:18:37,772 --> 00:18:39,653
- There will be blood.

339
00:18:39,653 --> 00:18:42,410
- Yep, there will be blood.

340
00:18:42,410 --> 00:18:43,600
- And nudity.

341
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,337
- Certainly nudity.

342
00:18:45,337 --> 00:18:46,923
- I love how they go together.

343
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,180
Blood and nudity.

344
00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:55,527
- You just make sure Rosie
finds out what's going on, okay?

345
00:18:55,527 --> 00:18:58,443
And in a way that doesn't
come back to me, you get that?

346
00:19:00,697 --> 00:19:05,063
♪ I got a big dick, uh ♪

347
00:19:05,063 --> 00:19:09,032
♪ I got a big dick, yeah ♪

348
00:19:09,032 --> 00:19:14,032
♪ I got a big dick, what ♪

349
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,936
♪ My dick is big and bad ♪

350
00:19:17,936 --> 00:19:18,850
- Stop.

351
00:19:18,850 --> 00:19:21,100
Miles, stop the car!

352
00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:24,017
(tires screeching)

353
00:19:29,227 --> 00:19:30,846
(thudding)

354
00:19:30,846 --> 00:19:32,570
(light music)

355
00:19:32,570 --> 00:19:35,477
- [Man] Radio to all units, 10
one alpha, does anyone read?

356
00:19:35,477 --> 00:19:37,250
- [Ben] So you're Dale?

357
00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:38,780
- [Jerry] Like Dale Evans.

358
00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:40,160
- Anyone ever explain to you, Dale,

359
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,950
the benefits of
cooperating with authority?

360
00:19:41,950 --> 00:19:43,743
- You can't go wrong with
cooperating with authority.

361
00:19:43,743 --> 00:19:45,190
- Good to be compliant.

362
00:19:45,190 --> 00:19:46,630
- Comply or die.

363
00:19:46,630 --> 00:19:47,670
That's our motto.

364
00:19:47,670 --> 00:19:48,730
- We work for the government.

365
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:51,160
- You can always trust
the government, Dale.

366
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:52,200
- Says so on the penny.

367
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,990
- In the government we trust.

368
00:19:53,990 --> 00:19:55,910
- We're not really concerned
about the little old lady.

369
00:19:55,910 --> 00:19:56,860
- She was old already.

370
00:19:56,860 --> 00:19:58,930
- We're not really concerned
about the drinking and driving.

371
00:19:58,930 --> 00:20:00,100
- Well, boys will be boys.

372
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,120
- We need you to tell us what it is was

373
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,340
you saw that made you pass out.

374
00:20:02,340 --> 00:20:05,700
- Lights out like a
stripper in cellophane.

375
00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:07,230
- I'm Ben.
- And I'm Jerry.

376
00:20:07,230 --> 00:20:08,063
- We're cops.

377
00:20:08,063 --> 00:20:09,270
- Kern County's finest.

378
00:20:09,270 --> 00:20:12,520
- They call us Ben and Jerry.

379
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:13,353
- Like the ice cream.

380
00:20:13,353 --> 00:20:15,100
- But we don't eat ice cream.

381
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:15,940
- I eat some ice cream.

382
00:20:15,940 --> 00:20:16,790
- We solve crime.

383
00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:20,240
Not right now, Jerry.

384
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,310
- No, no, no, I'm just saying
grammatically speaking,

385
00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:24,860
it doesn't make sense to
say that we solve crime

386
00:20:24,860 --> 00:20:26,610
because crime is crime, it's the mystery

387
00:20:26,610 --> 00:20:29,630
of who committed the
crime that we're solving.

388
00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:32,120
- Just stick to the script, Jerry.

389
00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:32,953
- Yes, Ben.

390
00:20:32,953 --> 00:20:34,500
- [Ben] Where was I?

391
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,750
- We solve mysteries.
- We solve crime.

392
00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:38,480
And we'll overlook the drunk driving.

393
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:39,667
- Hell, we do it all the time.

394
00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:41,477
- But you saw something
that caused you to pass out

395
00:20:41,477 --> 00:20:43,100
and you need to tell us what it was.

396
00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:44,123
- You have to, Dale.

397
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:47,713
We're the law.

398
00:20:50,089 --> 00:20:51,869
- [Man] Be advised, we have copied,

399
00:20:51,869 --> 00:20:52,810
sending an officer on way--

400
00:20:52,810 --> 00:20:54,603
- Think I need to just talk to my lawyer.

401
00:20:54,603 --> 00:20:57,003
- [Man] Three boxers have
been unarmed, violent

402
00:20:57,003 --> 00:20:59,500
in the backyard of the property.

403
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,549
(cracking)
(screaming)

404
00:21:01,549 --> 00:21:02,952
(heart rate monitor beeping)

405
00:21:02,952 --> 00:21:05,560
- I'm sorry, what do the cops
have to do with this story?

406
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,770
- They illustrate how I was losing control

407
00:21:07,770 --> 00:21:09,870
of the nudity situation.

408
00:21:09,870 --> 00:21:11,110
- Or maybe they're just a diversion

409
00:21:11,110 --> 00:21:13,300
so you can avoid talking about Rosie.

410
00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:15,400
- You know, maybe you
need to talk about Ro.

411
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,260
Would you like to talk about Rosie?

412
00:21:17,260 --> 00:21:19,660
- No, John Wayne, I want
you to talk about Rosie.

413
00:21:19,660 --> 00:21:21,650
- How'd you know I like John Wayne?

414
00:21:21,650 --> 00:21:23,640
- Oh, just a lucky guess.

415
00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:27,800
(dramatic music)

416
00:21:32,198 --> 00:21:34,448
(clicking)

417
00:21:48,656 --> 00:21:51,239
(bell dinging)

418
00:21:52,258 --> 00:21:53,110
- I didn't have to miss.

419
00:21:53,110 --> 00:21:54,743
- Oh, I believe you, Rosie.

420
00:21:57,970 --> 00:21:59,840
So, what do we do now?

421
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:02,228
- Face each other as God intended.

422
00:22:02,228 --> 00:22:03,620
Sportsmanlike.

423
00:22:03,620 --> 00:22:06,213
- You realize these are lines
from The Princess Bride?

424
00:22:07,970 --> 00:22:09,475
- You think I'm playing a game here?

425
00:22:09,475 --> 00:22:10,608
- [Jeremiah] Why don't you
tell me what you're doing here?

426
00:22:10,608 --> 00:22:12,653
- Why don't you tell
me what I'm doing here?

427
00:22:13,590 --> 00:22:15,630
- I think you're just here
picking up your arrow.

428
00:22:15,630 --> 00:22:17,580
- You think that's all I came here for?

429
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:21,393
- No, I think we both know
what you came here for.

430
00:22:23,660 --> 00:22:28,233
And I think we both know you're
gonna leave disappointed.

431
00:22:29,450 --> 00:22:31,093
- I have a right to know.

432
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:37,260
- You recently gave up your right to know.

433
00:22:49,005 --> 00:22:50,961
(baby coughing)

434
00:22:50,961 --> 00:22:53,461
(baby crying)

435
00:23:01,587 --> 00:23:04,170
(soft moaning)

436
00:23:06,838 --> 00:23:09,338
(light music)

437
00:23:12,168 --> 00:23:13,730
- I don't know what that kid saw.

438
00:23:13,730 --> 00:23:15,880
- Made him pass out, whatever it was.

439
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:16,830
- Passed right out.

440
00:23:17,810 --> 00:23:18,960
- Ever drink Makgeolli?

441
00:23:20,380 --> 00:23:21,350
- What's that?

442
00:23:21,350 --> 00:23:22,383
- Korean rice beer.

443
00:23:23,230 --> 00:23:25,770
I passed right out on that shit once.

444
00:23:25,770 --> 00:23:27,120
- We should check that out.

445
00:23:28,297 --> 00:23:29,130
- It's probably nothing.

446
00:23:29,130 --> 00:23:29,963
- It's something to go on.

447
00:23:29,963 --> 00:23:31,563
- It's not much to go on.

448
00:23:32,592 --> 00:23:34,412
- It's something to go on.

449
00:23:34,412 --> 00:23:37,940
- We all need something to go on.

450
00:23:37,940 --> 00:23:38,890
- That's beautiful.

451
00:23:40,030 --> 00:23:41,580
- What is?

452
00:23:41,580 --> 00:23:43,536
- What you just said.

453
00:23:43,536 --> 00:23:46,368
- About the Makgeolli?
- No.

454
00:23:46,368 --> 00:23:47,918
We all need something to go on.

455
00:23:49,990 --> 00:23:51,390
- I'm glad you like it, Ben.

456
00:23:52,670 --> 00:23:53,643
- I like it.

457
00:23:53,643 --> 00:23:56,484
(giggling)

458
00:23:56,484 --> 00:23:59,201
I'm gonna have it
embroidered on something.

459
00:23:59,201 --> 00:24:00,034
- Aw!

460
00:24:07,253 --> 00:24:09,023
(lips smacking)

461
00:24:09,023 --> 00:24:09,856
What?

462
00:24:09,856 --> 00:24:11,573
- Mom's gonna be home any minute.

463
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:13,476
- Oh, well, we better go.

464
00:24:13,476 --> 00:24:14,309
- Gotta go.
- Okay.

465
00:24:16,940 --> 00:24:18,850
- You.
- Me?

466
00:24:18,850 --> 00:24:20,470
- You.
- Me what?

467
00:24:20,470 --> 00:24:21,803
- You.
- Me what?

468
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:27,890
- You give me something to go on.

469
00:24:30,371 --> 00:24:33,621
(light romantic music)

470
00:24:35,110 --> 00:24:38,943
(singing in foreign language)

471
00:24:46,930 --> 00:24:50,300
- We three hombres have seen something

472
00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:53,290
that no hombre should ever have to see

473
00:24:54,380 --> 00:24:56,263
and there's no going back.

474
00:24:58,590 --> 00:25:02,803
Us three amigos have seen a naked woman.

475
00:25:04,393 --> 00:25:08,310
(speaking in foreign language)

476
00:25:12,473 --> 00:25:14,220
And there's only one thing to do

477
00:25:14,220 --> 00:25:16,853
with a worm that's gotten out of his can.

478
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,000
And tomorrow morning at dawn

479
00:25:22,655 --> 00:25:25,103
(dramatic music)
We do it.

480
00:25:26,449 --> 00:25:29,616
(dark dramatic music)

481
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,590
- [Therapist] How would
you say your plan to catch

482
00:25:45,590 --> 00:25:47,590
the naked woman was going at this point?

483
00:25:48,457 --> 00:25:51,133
- [Jeremiah] Oh, you know,
I tried to be an optimist.

484
00:26:13,473 --> 00:26:15,640
(tapping)

485
00:26:25,606 --> 00:26:26,500
- [Therapist] I've never known a cowboy

486
00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:27,943
to wear tap dancing shoes.

487
00:26:28,830 --> 00:26:30,267
- [Jeremiah] I find them comfortable.

488
00:26:30,267 --> 00:26:32,330
(tapping)

489
00:26:32,330 --> 00:26:33,953
- [Therapist] There's gotta be more.

490
00:26:34,830 --> 00:26:36,950
- [Jeremiah] Rosie is a dancer.

491
00:26:36,950 --> 00:26:38,410
- [Therapist] Ah ha!

492
00:26:38,410 --> 00:26:40,800
- [Jeremiah] She taught me a few basics.

493
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,463
- [Therapist] Now we're getting somewhere.

494
00:26:43,730 --> 00:26:46,060
- [Jeremiah] I'm not very
good at it, but I like it,

495
00:26:46,060 --> 00:26:49,840
and Rosie says it's good to do things

496
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,890
that I'm not very good at once in awhile.

497
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,060
- [Therapist] How does that make you feel?

498
00:26:56,060 --> 00:26:57,660
Doing things you aren't good at?

499
00:26:59,970 --> 00:27:02,660
- [Jeremiah] Rosie says it
makes me feel vulnerable.

500
00:27:02,660 --> 00:27:05,323
- [Therapist] How would
you say it makes you feel?

501
00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:11,759
- [Jeremiah] I'd say
it makes me feel naked.

502
00:27:11,759 --> 00:27:13,176
- [Therapist] Oh.

503
00:27:30,230 --> 00:27:32,713
Would you describe Rosie
as a vulnerable person?

504
00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:36,750
- [Jeremiah] She has her moments.

505
00:27:36,750 --> 00:27:40,720
Once you get past her I'm gonna
shoot ya in the face stuff,

506
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:42,903
she's actually tender underneath.

507
00:27:44,310 --> 00:27:46,540
- [Therapist] I think we
need to talk about that

508
00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:48,520
because nothing you've said so far

509
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:51,513
about Rosie has indicated tenderness.

510
00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:54,853
- [Jeremiah] I have to admit,

511
00:27:54,853 --> 00:27:56,583
something's gotten into her lately.

512
00:27:58,690 --> 00:27:59,640
I dunno what it is.

513
00:28:03,695 --> 00:28:06,528
(stairs creaking)

514
00:28:33,332 --> 00:28:35,999
(door slamming)

515
00:28:48,688 --> 00:28:51,271
(upbeat music)

516
00:28:52,700 --> 00:28:53,533
- Good evening.

517
00:28:53,533 --> 00:28:55,520
Thursday we brought you a story regarding

518
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:59,020
a reported nudity outbreak
in Bakersfield, California.

519
00:28:59,020 --> 00:29:00,730
For more on this ongoing situation

520
00:29:00,730 --> 00:29:04,000
we turn to congressman Hamilton
Watergate from Rhode Island.

521
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,220
And, for a more European perspective,

522
00:29:06,220 --> 00:29:08,010
we have professor Cleo Trudeau

523
00:29:08,010 --> 00:29:09,900
from the University of Montreal.

524
00:29:09,900 --> 00:29:11,580
Welcome both of you.

525
00:29:11,580 --> 00:29:13,780
- Montreal is not in Europe.

526
00:29:13,780 --> 00:29:16,010
- Of course not, it's in...

527
00:29:16,860 --> 00:29:17,740
- Canada.

528
00:29:17,740 --> 00:29:19,710
- Well, you're the professor.

529
00:29:19,710 --> 00:29:22,340
Tell me, how do the nudity laws in Canada

530
00:29:22,340 --> 00:29:23,760
differ from the ones in the U.S.?

531
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,210
- We don't have any.

532
00:29:25,210 --> 00:29:26,830
- Well, how does that work?

533
00:29:26,830 --> 00:29:27,663
- It works fine.

534
00:29:29,030 --> 00:29:31,320
- So you're saying that in Canada

535
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:33,150
you don't have any laws regarding nudity?

536
00:29:33,150 --> 00:29:35,570
- Why would we need laws regarding nudity?

537
00:29:35,570 --> 00:29:37,293
- Can I jump in here, Kelly?

538
00:29:38,210 --> 00:29:39,860
This is an outrage.

539
00:29:39,860 --> 00:29:42,310
What kind of a sick, depraved mind thinks

540
00:29:42,310 --> 00:29:44,720
that we should all be
running around naked?

541
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:47,120
- We don't run around naked.

542
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,610
- How do we know that?

543
00:29:48,610 --> 00:29:49,690
- Well, I'm telling you that.

544
00:29:49,690 --> 00:29:52,000
- So we're supposed to believe a nudist?

545
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,230
- I am not a nudist, I
am a sociology professor.

546
00:29:55,230 --> 00:29:56,063
- Sure.

547
00:29:56,063 --> 00:29:59,144
So you're saying you've
never been naked in public.

548
00:29:59,144 --> 00:30:01,760
- Oh, maybe once in a while
on a beach if it's nice

549
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:02,970
and there's no one around.

550
00:30:02,970 --> 00:30:03,803
- See?

551
00:30:03,803 --> 00:30:05,970
Thank you, that is what
we are talking about.

552
00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:07,490
That is a slippery slope.

553
00:30:07,490 --> 00:30:08,323
The next thing you know,

554
00:30:08,323 --> 00:30:09,870
everyone running naked in the streets.

555
00:30:09,870 --> 00:30:11,960
- The congressman makes
a point, professor.

556
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:13,720
What would happen if a student showed up

557
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:16,150
to one of your classes topless?

558
00:30:16,150 --> 00:30:17,630
- It's never happened.

559
00:30:17,630 --> 00:30:20,490
- Well, I understand, but what if it did?

560
00:30:20,490 --> 00:30:23,030
- Well, I suppose we would
have a conversation about it,

561
00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:26,280
incorporate it in our discussion
and go on with our day.

562
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:30,240
- The depths of your
depravity, ma'am, sickens me.

563
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,300
- You say you're Canadian,
Professor Trudeau,

564
00:30:32,300 --> 00:30:34,353
but you look--
- I look what?

565
00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:36,083
- Brownish.

566
00:30:37,883 --> 00:30:39,150
- I am brownish.

567
00:30:39,150 --> 00:30:40,900
- Do you think your
skin color has a baring

568
00:30:40,900 --> 00:30:42,187
on your liberal attitudes towards nudity?

569
00:30:42,187 --> 00:30:44,210
- Of course it does!

570
00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:45,460
White people don't run around naked,

571
00:30:45,460 --> 00:30:48,300
we wear clothes, it's
how we got to be white.

572
00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:49,770
- Don't go anywhere, viewers.

573
00:30:49,770 --> 00:30:51,983
We'll be back after this commercial break.

574
00:30:51,983 --> 00:30:54,733
(dramatic music)

575
00:30:55,700 --> 00:30:56,533
- Hi, everybody.

576
00:30:56,533 --> 00:30:57,600
I'm Jill Jillarooso.

577
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,890
Famous for being famous and star

578
00:30:59,890 --> 00:31:02,360
of my very own Facebook page.

579
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:06,400
The war on nudity is important
to all of us in America

580
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:07,890
which is why I wanted to let you know

581
00:31:07,890 --> 00:31:10,993
how I make sure I'll never be naked again.

582
00:31:13,300 --> 00:31:15,593
It's called the Never
Nude Suit from Skanx.

583
00:31:16,570 --> 00:31:17,923
I can shower in it.

584
00:31:19,430 --> 00:31:20,743
I can tinkle in it.

585
00:31:22,612 --> 00:31:25,820
And now with the new double
gusset crotch crevice

586
00:31:25,820 --> 00:31:28,863
I can even have sex in it.

587
00:31:31,820 --> 00:31:36,463
Order now and get your free
Skanx Never Nude Suit for him.

588
00:31:37,350 --> 00:31:38,560
His and hers.

589
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,293
Never Nude Suits from Skanx.

590
00:31:41,270 --> 00:31:45,313
Only three easy payments of 29.99.

591
00:31:46,180 --> 00:31:49,083
Call 1-800-iSKANKY.

592
00:31:50,530 --> 00:31:52,503
Operators are standing by.

593
00:32:00,465 --> 00:32:02,567
(whistling)

594
00:32:02,567 --> 00:32:05,067
(light music)

595
00:32:18,106 --> 00:32:19,407
- [Leroy] Jeremiah!

596
00:32:19,407 --> 00:32:22,240
You let us out you son of a bitch!

597
00:32:34,658 --> 00:32:36,370
- [Jeremiah] Got a job for you, Leroy.

598
00:32:36,370 --> 00:32:37,300
- Oh really?

599
00:32:37,300 --> 00:32:40,110
What a coincidence, because
I have a job for you, mister.

600
00:32:40,110 --> 00:32:43,100
- We can do this my way
or we can do this my way.

601
00:32:43,100 --> 00:32:46,410
- Why don't you suck the
chrome off of my trailer hitch?

602
00:32:46,410 --> 00:32:49,540
- Leroy, you of all people
should know what I'm capable of.

603
00:32:49,540 --> 00:32:51,830
- I'm a free man on this land, remember?

604
00:32:51,830 --> 00:32:55,530
I'm a musician, unlike
you, I kept the faith.

605
00:32:55,530 --> 00:32:57,810
- You are a real musician,
and you did keep the faith.

606
00:32:57,810 --> 00:32:59,870
- Whatever it is you got yourself into,

607
00:32:59,870 --> 00:33:01,750
I'm not coming to bail you out.

608
00:33:01,750 --> 00:33:03,760
- I don't need bailing out, Leroy.

609
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,203
I need someone who knows what
a naked woman looks like.

610
00:33:07,511 --> 00:33:08,413
- What are you talking about?

611
00:33:08,413 --> 00:33:11,283
- There's a naked woman loose
in the streets of Bakersfield.

612
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:16,280
I have 46 hours to bring her in

613
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,207
before who knows what happens.

614
00:33:18,207 --> 00:33:19,560
- You are such a shit.

615
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:20,880
Even when you were in the band.

616
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:22,910
I mean, ropes, really?

617
00:33:22,910 --> 00:33:25,340
You tie us in a barn with
ropes around our neck?

618
00:33:25,340 --> 00:33:27,800
- I needed your undivided
attention, Leroy.

619
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:30,930
Do I have your undivided attention?

620
00:33:30,930 --> 00:33:31,850
- Does Rosie know?

621
00:33:31,850 --> 00:33:33,670
- Rosie knows nothing and it's imperative

622
00:33:33,670 --> 00:33:36,910
that we keep it that
way for obvious reasons.

623
00:33:36,910 --> 00:33:38,660
- Well I don't understand
what you need us for.

624
00:33:38,660 --> 00:33:40,150
- Who else in these parts knows

625
00:33:40,150 --> 00:33:42,170
what a naked woman looks like?

626
00:33:42,170 --> 00:33:46,520
- Okay, so if suppose we know
what a naked woman looks like.

627
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,100
How does that fit us into your plan?

628
00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:50,300
- First I need you to locate her.

629
00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:54,540
Find her, draw her in, bait
her with irresistible melody.

630
00:33:54,540 --> 00:33:56,640
That's where you and your players come in.

631
00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:01,660
I have another party who
will complete the capture.

632
00:34:01,660 --> 00:34:02,850
- What other party?

633
00:34:02,850 --> 00:34:03,870
- You don't need to know.

634
00:34:03,870 --> 00:34:04,750
- I need to know.

635
00:34:04,750 --> 00:34:05,670
- [Jeremiah] Mexicans.

636
00:34:05,670 --> 00:34:06,718
- Mexicans?

637
00:34:06,718 --> 00:34:08,310
- [Jeremiah] The best
cowboys in Kern County.

638
00:34:08,310 --> 00:34:09,660
- That's your big plan?

639
00:34:09,660 --> 00:34:11,810
That's what you get
paid the big bucks for?

640
00:34:16,570 --> 00:34:18,223
Hundred a day and free beer.

641
00:34:19,780 --> 00:34:20,613
- Agreed.

642
00:34:28,855 --> 00:34:31,015
- And I'm not doing this for you.

643
00:34:31,015 --> 00:34:32,565
I'm doing this for Bakersfield.

644
00:34:33,476 --> 00:34:35,996
(dramatic music)

645
00:34:35,996 --> 00:34:38,329
(hollering)

646
00:34:43,441 --> 00:34:45,524
(baaing)

647
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:50,810
- This little piggy right here.

648
00:34:50,810 --> 00:34:55,260
He goes wee wee wee all the way home.

649
00:34:56,243 --> 00:34:57,763
Is that you, Mr. Bigshot?

650
00:34:58,740 --> 00:35:00,210
Huh?

651
00:35:00,210 --> 00:35:03,180
Not such a bigshot now, are ya?

652
00:35:03,180 --> 00:35:05,053
Say hello to my little friend.

653
00:35:05,910 --> 00:35:09,160
(light mariachi music)

654
00:35:11,564 --> 00:35:15,397
(singing in foreign language)

655
00:35:44,985 --> 00:35:47,220
- You know who I am?

656
00:35:47,220 --> 00:35:49,670
You think I'm happy to
see what I see here today?

657
00:35:51,150 --> 00:35:53,700
What do you think I should
do about my unhappiness?

658
00:35:55,140 --> 00:35:57,740
Maybe I should deal with
this the old fashioned way.

659
00:35:59,420 --> 00:36:02,780
Or maybe I should turn
my back and count to 10

660
00:36:02,780 --> 00:36:05,363
and let you think about what
you have done here today.

661
00:36:11,748 --> 00:36:14,248
(light music)

662
00:36:24,887 --> 00:36:27,400
You're merciful, Jeremiah.

663
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,610
- I have reason to be merciful.

664
00:36:29,610 --> 00:36:32,030
- Anything else we have
here to talk about?

665
00:36:32,030 --> 00:36:33,780
- Just my expressions of gratitude.

666
00:36:34,810 --> 00:36:36,900
- Your gratitude is accepted.

667
00:36:36,900 --> 00:36:39,370
There is power in the union.

668
00:36:39,370 --> 00:36:40,860
- There is power in the union.

669
00:36:40,860 --> 00:36:43,833
- No one messes with a member
of the musicians union.

670
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:45,513
Adios, amigo.

671
00:37:04,196 --> 00:37:07,446
(light mariachi music)

672
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:17,160
- You kept your dues up
after all these years?

673
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:17,993
- I did.

674
00:37:20,063 --> 00:37:21,423
I'll tell you what, Leroy.

675
00:37:22,324 --> 00:37:23,870
You help me get this naked
woman off the streets

676
00:37:23,870 --> 00:37:26,190
of Bakersfield and I'll see that

677
00:37:26,190 --> 00:37:27,967
you get in the musicians' union.

678
00:37:44,842 --> 00:37:47,092
(giggling)

679
00:37:49,582 --> 00:37:50,415
What's so funny?

680
00:37:50,415 --> 00:37:51,248
- Nothing.

681
00:37:52,670 --> 00:37:54,270
- I don't see what's so funny.

682
00:37:54,270 --> 00:37:56,020
- I was going to suggest that we go back

683
00:37:56,020 --> 00:37:58,890
to the main story, but I
can't seem to keep track

684
00:37:58,890 --> 00:38:00,283
of what the main story is.

685
00:38:01,130 --> 00:38:03,743
What was the main reason
you came to see me today?

686
00:38:04,860 --> 00:38:05,910
- Honestly?

687
00:38:05,910 --> 00:38:07,640
- Or lie to me if that
works better for you.

688
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:09,190
- I came to see about the voices.

689
00:38:09,190 --> 00:38:10,690
- The voices?

690
00:38:10,690 --> 00:38:11,950
- I've been hearing voices.

691
00:38:11,950 --> 00:38:13,930
- Perhaps we can take
this up on another day.

692
00:38:13,930 --> 00:38:15,720
- No, Doc, I think we
better take it up now.

693
00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:16,960
I'm running out of time.

694
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:18,190
- Out of time for what?

695
00:38:18,190 --> 00:38:19,606
- To catch the naked woman.

696
00:38:19,606 --> 00:38:21,929
- You're telling me this
is happening right now?

697
00:38:21,929 --> 00:38:22,960
- Right now.

698
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:23,793
- In real time.

699
00:38:23,793 --> 00:38:25,117
The countdown to catch her.

700
00:38:25,117 --> 00:38:26,420
- I have 'til dawn.

701
00:38:26,420 --> 00:38:28,510
- Well shouldn't you be out
there trying to catch her?

702
00:38:28,510 --> 00:38:29,343
- Probably.

703
00:38:29,343 --> 00:38:31,560
- Are you telling me that
there are Mexicans out there

704
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,690
right now trying to kill you?

705
00:38:33,690 --> 00:38:35,600
- No, the Mexicans and I are good.

706
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:36,433
- Are you sure because--

707
00:38:36,433 --> 00:38:38,850
- Now that they know I'm
in the musicians union

708
00:38:38,850 --> 00:38:40,800
they'll do anything I ask of them.

709
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:43,000
Being in the musicians union

710
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,280
is kinda like being in the mafia.

711
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:46,610
Not a lot of people know that.

712
00:38:46,610 --> 00:38:47,497
- I see.

713
00:38:47,497 --> 00:38:49,230
- Can we talk about the voices now?

714
00:38:49,230 --> 00:38:50,640
- Why not?

715
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:54,270
- It's really just one, lately, singular.

716
00:38:54,270 --> 00:38:57,203
And she keeps saying the same
thing over and over again.

717
00:38:58,789 --> 00:39:01,372
(spooky music)

718
00:39:09,251 --> 00:39:11,834
(bell dinging)

719
00:39:26,693 --> 00:39:29,193
(light music)

720
00:39:33,908 --> 00:39:38,553
♪ Too far from the ocean ♪

721
00:39:38,553 --> 00:39:43,553
♪ Too far from the flame ♪

722
00:39:46,794 --> 00:39:51,524
♪ Too far from the ocean ♪

723
00:39:51,524 --> 00:39:54,941
♪ Too far from the flame ♪

724
00:40:06,615 --> 00:40:08,356
- [Woman] The nudity
outbreak in Bakersfield.

725
00:40:08,356 --> 00:40:10,689
(screaming)

726
00:40:22,137 --> 00:40:26,498
♪ Too far from the ocean ♪

727
00:40:26,498 --> 00:40:29,915
♪ Too far from the flame ♪

728
00:40:47,248 --> 00:40:48,970
(popping)

729
00:40:48,970 --> 00:40:53,803
(stomping)
(air hissing)

730
00:41:25,293 --> 00:41:27,626
(sniffling)

731
00:41:39,404 --> 00:41:44,150
- Too far from the ocean,
too far from the flame.

732
00:41:44,150 --> 00:41:46,000
What do you think it means?

733
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,300
- No idea.

734
00:41:47,300 --> 00:41:48,610
- When do you hear it?

735
00:41:48,610 --> 00:41:51,070
- Every time I'm asleep and often even

736
00:41:51,070 --> 00:41:52,660
when I'm awake throughout the day.

737
00:41:52,660 --> 00:41:56,580
- Too far from the ocean,
too far from the flame.

738
00:41:56,580 --> 00:41:58,730
- That's what I came
to see you about, Doc.

739
00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:03,610
- Mmhmm.

740
00:42:03,610 --> 00:42:05,300
- That's all you got?

741
00:42:05,300 --> 00:42:06,363
- I'm processing.

742
00:42:07,510 --> 00:42:09,430
- Doc, there's not time to process.

743
00:42:09,430 --> 00:42:14,090
- Water is one of the four
classical western elements.

744
00:42:14,090 --> 00:42:17,140
It symbolizes life and freedom.

745
00:42:17,140 --> 00:42:18,700
I think.

746
00:42:18,700 --> 00:42:22,030
Of course I've also heard it
symbolizes the word of God.

747
00:42:22,030 --> 00:42:23,573
It's feminine, of course.

748
00:42:24,730 --> 00:42:26,853
Too far from the flame.

749
00:42:28,660 --> 00:42:32,420
Fire is another one of the
four classical elements.

750
00:42:32,420 --> 00:42:36,810
It's masculine, symbolizes pain and death.

751
00:42:36,810 --> 00:42:39,983
But also passion and creativity.

752
00:42:43,390 --> 00:42:44,223
Huh.

753
00:42:46,610 --> 00:42:48,363
- Doc, they're waiting for me.

754
00:42:49,350 --> 00:42:50,620
- Who's waiting for you?

755
00:42:50,620 --> 00:42:51,760
- The musicians and the Mexicans.

756
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:53,070
They're on the roof of
The Padre right now.

757
00:42:53,070 --> 00:42:56,000
We have 'til dawn to catch a naked woman.

758
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,300
- Right.

759
00:42:57,300 --> 00:42:58,133
Well.

760
00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:02,030
- You've got nothing, do ya?

761
00:43:02,030 --> 00:43:02,980
- I've got nothing.

762
00:43:05,976 --> 00:43:07,976
(sighs)

763
00:43:13,550 --> 00:43:15,200
- I know I shoulda seen a priest.

764
00:43:17,550 --> 00:43:18,383
- Thank you.

765
00:43:19,663 --> 00:43:21,610
Would you like to set
up another appointment?

766
00:43:21,610 --> 00:43:23,180
- No, Doc, I'm good.

767
00:43:23,180 --> 00:43:24,940
I think you helped me.

768
00:43:24,940 --> 00:43:25,773
- I did?

769
00:43:25,773 --> 00:43:26,606
- You did.

770
00:43:27,770 --> 00:43:30,060
I mean, number one, you helped me realize

771
00:43:30,060 --> 00:43:31,920
that Rosie's pregnant.

772
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:33,440
- She is?

773
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:36,572
- Why else would a woman
be acting the way she is?

774
00:43:36,572 --> 00:43:37,405
- Right.

775
00:43:37,405 --> 00:43:39,570
- Secondly, you helped
me see that the governor

776
00:43:39,570 --> 00:43:41,440
is running a con.

777
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:42,410
- A con?

778
00:43:42,410 --> 00:43:45,060
- I don't know what this
so-called mission's about,

779
00:43:45,060 --> 00:43:46,030
but I can tell you it's got nothing

780
00:43:46,030 --> 00:43:48,060
to do with a a naked woman running free.

781
00:43:48,060 --> 00:43:49,250
- Right.

782
00:43:49,250 --> 00:43:50,930
- Thirdly, you helped me see

783
00:43:50,930 --> 00:43:53,450
I need to get to the ocean ASAP.

784
00:43:53,450 --> 00:43:55,060
- The ocean?

785
00:43:55,060 --> 00:43:58,340
- Why else would I be hearing
these voices over and over?

786
00:43:58,340 --> 00:43:59,173
- Of course.

787
00:44:04,460 --> 00:44:05,293
- So thank you.

788
00:44:06,237 --> 00:44:07,930
- I don't feel like I did that much.

789
00:44:07,930 --> 00:44:11,273
- Nah, you did plenty and I'm glad I came.

790
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:17,860
- I wanna hear how the story ends.

791
00:44:20,717 --> 00:44:23,717
(crickets chirping)

792
00:44:34,368 --> 00:44:36,970
- Ladies and gentlemen, I
think it would be appropriate

793
00:44:36,970 --> 00:44:40,527
at a time like this to
sing our national anthem.

794
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:44,869
(chairs creaking)

795
00:44:44,869 --> 00:44:46,930
- I'm not sure I know all the words.

796
00:44:46,930 --> 00:44:50,633
- Yeah, I, I know the chords
but I don't know all the words.

797
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:53,953
- Seriously?

798
00:44:58,490 --> 00:44:59,472
Very well, then.

799
00:44:59,472 --> 00:45:01,889
Perhaps we could just hum it.

800
00:45:05,833 --> 00:45:08,000
(humming)

801
00:45:15,584 --> 00:45:19,001
("Star Spangled Banner")

802
00:46:56,550 --> 00:46:58,310
The home of the brave.

803
00:46:58,310 --> 00:47:01,160
That's where we find ourselves,
ladies and gentlemen.

804
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:03,550
Bakersfield, California.

805
00:47:03,550 --> 00:47:08,550
Our country, our culture,
our way of life, values,

806
00:47:10,620 --> 00:47:12,480
our morals, they're all in

807
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:15,040
the state of considerable jeopardy.

808
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:17,970
How we react to this crisis will determine

809
00:47:17,970 --> 00:47:19,920
the future of Bakersfield and thus

810
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,383
the future of America.

811
00:47:25,420 --> 00:47:28,320
There's a naked woman loose
in the streets of Bakersfield.

812
00:47:31,740 --> 00:47:34,460
The governor of California, whom you know,

813
00:47:34,460 --> 00:47:39,163
keeps a summer home here, has
entrusted me to bring her in.

814
00:47:40,150 --> 00:47:44,483
And I have carefully
selected you as my team.

815
00:47:46,150 --> 00:47:48,190
Through the course of this one evening,

816
00:47:48,190 --> 00:47:49,890
the future of our way of life

817
00:47:49,890 --> 00:47:53,530
as we know it will be determined.

818
00:47:53,530 --> 00:47:56,543
We must get this naked woman into custody.

819
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,340
Get some clothes on her.

820
00:47:59,340 --> 00:48:03,073
By sunrise it'll be too late.

821
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:07,873
Lucas here will distribute
your individual missions.

822
00:48:08,900 --> 00:48:11,933
My availability in the coming
hours will be sketchy at best.

823
00:48:14,140 --> 00:48:17,130
There will be moments when it feels like

824
00:48:17,130 --> 00:48:20,713
you're completely alone
and you probably will be.

825
00:48:22,502 --> 00:48:24,993
The time for lengthy speeches is over.

826
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:30,273
Men, Leroy.

827
00:48:32,860 --> 00:48:35,040
Get out there and find me the naked woman.

828
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:38,457
(dark suspenseful music)

829
00:48:53,743 --> 00:48:56,576
(bugs screeching)

830
00:48:57,815 --> 00:48:58,890
(gun banging)

831
00:48:58,890 --> 00:49:01,473
- [Police Radio] 7825 code six.

832
00:49:10,372 --> 00:49:13,122
- [Woman] Too far from the ocean.

833
00:49:13,972 --> 00:49:15,889
Too far from the flame.

834
00:49:19,852 --> 00:49:21,769
Too far from the ocean.

835
00:49:23,579 --> 00:49:25,496
Too far from the flame.

836
00:49:29,875 --> 00:49:31,792
Too far from the ocean.

837
00:49:33,875 --> 00:49:35,792
Too far from the flame.

838
00:49:40,585 --> 00:49:42,502
Too far from the ocean.

839
00:49:44,856 --> 00:49:45,689
Too far.

840
00:50:00,994 --> 00:50:03,994
(crickets chirping)

841
00:50:08,667 --> 00:50:10,280
- Where's the closest beach?

842
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:11,930
- Beach?

843
00:50:11,930 --> 00:50:12,763
- Beach.

844
00:50:14,010 --> 00:50:16,280
- There's a couple
sandy spots on the Kern.

845
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:18,220
- There's no beaches on
the Kern River, Lucas,

846
00:50:18,220 --> 00:50:19,550
or any other river, I need the ocean.

847
00:50:19,550 --> 00:50:21,603
The beach and the Pacific Ocean.

848
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:24,670
- I dunno.

849
00:50:24,670 --> 00:50:25,567
Pismo, maybe?

850
00:50:26,900 --> 00:50:27,839
Spooner's Cove?

851
00:50:27,839 --> 00:50:30,270
- Spooner's Cove, how long to get there?

852
00:50:30,270 --> 00:50:31,970
- Two hours if you really hump it.

853
00:50:38,210 --> 00:50:41,660
- I'm leaving you in charge, Lucas.

854
00:50:41,660 --> 00:50:42,493
- Wait, what?

855
00:50:42,493 --> 00:50:43,326
In charge of what?

856
00:50:43,326 --> 00:50:44,159
- This mission.

857
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,410
It's all there, you've got everything.

858
00:50:46,410 --> 00:50:48,820
You've got eight hours
to get a naked woman

859
00:50:48,820 --> 00:50:50,250
off the streets of Bakersfield.

860
00:50:50,250 --> 00:50:51,450
- Are you sure you wanna do that?

861
00:50:51,450 --> 00:50:52,893
- Something tells me I must.

862
00:50:54,810 --> 00:50:57,220
- According to the
manual I'm not qualified.

863
00:50:57,220 --> 00:50:58,530
- Yeah, well.

864
00:50:58,530 --> 00:51:00,360
I know the man who wrote the manual,

865
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:02,110
he didn't always follow it himself.

866
00:51:02,110 --> 00:51:03,080
- What do I tell the governor?

867
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:04,680
- You tell the governor nothing.

868
00:51:06,630 --> 00:51:08,363
Something fishy's going on, Lucas.

869
00:51:09,790 --> 00:51:12,093
Something's going on we're
not being told about.

870
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:17,923
♪ Way down ♪

871
00:51:17,923 --> 00:51:22,528
♪ Columbus, Georgia ♪

872
00:51:22,528 --> 00:51:27,528
♪ Wishing that I was in Tennessee ♪

873
00:51:29,215 --> 00:51:33,815
♪ Way down ♪

874
00:51:33,815 --> 00:51:38,779
♪ Columbus star gates ♪

875
00:51:38,779 --> 00:51:43,779
♪ My friends all turned
their backs on me ♪

876
00:51:46,307 --> 00:51:51,307
♪ Go ahead and leave me if you want to ♪

877
00:51:53,832 --> 00:51:58,832
♪ Never let me cross your mind ♪

878
00:52:01,396 --> 00:52:04,837
♪ In your heart ♪

879
00:52:04,837 --> 00:52:09,837
♪ You love another ♪

880
00:52:12,278 --> 00:52:16,810
♪ Leave me, darling, I don't mind ♪

881
00:52:16,810 --> 00:52:19,310
(light music)

882
00:52:27,094 --> 00:52:28,164
(yelling)

883
00:52:28,164 --> 00:52:30,735
(groaning)

884
00:52:30,735 --> 00:52:32,097
- Where's your boyfriend, Lucas?

885
00:52:32,097 --> 00:52:34,455
- You know I don't do that anymore, Rosie.

886
00:52:34,455 --> 00:52:36,450
- That's not what I'm talking about.

887
00:52:36,450 --> 00:52:37,890
- He's not here.

888
00:52:37,890 --> 00:52:39,170
- Who's not here?

889
00:52:39,170 --> 00:52:40,493
- Jeremiah, duh.

890
00:52:42,060 --> 00:52:43,900
- [Rosie] How did you know
that's who I was talking about?

891
00:52:43,900 --> 00:52:45,884
- Who else do you talk about, ever?

892
00:52:45,884 --> 00:52:48,290
(grunting)

893
00:52:48,290 --> 00:52:49,820
- Where is he, dumb butt?

894
00:52:49,820 --> 00:52:51,940
- You know I can't tell you that, Rosie.

895
00:52:51,940 --> 00:52:53,420
- Oh yes you can.

896
00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:55,581
You can and you will.

897
00:52:55,581 --> 00:52:58,445
(choking)

898
00:52:58,445 --> 00:53:00,945
(light music)

899
00:53:21,259 --> 00:53:24,009
(horse neighing)

900
00:53:28,869 --> 00:53:31,036
(humming)

901
00:53:35,733 --> 00:53:37,033
It's waterboarding, Lucas.

902
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:39,830
I have always wanted to try it.

903
00:53:39,830 --> 00:53:41,010
Boop.

904
00:53:41,010 --> 00:53:43,810
Okay, now it says here Khmer Rouge used

905
00:53:43,810 --> 00:53:47,293
a simple dish towel to keep
the water clinging to the face.

906
00:53:51,562 --> 00:53:54,007
But, huh, the CIA, they use
plastic wrap over the mouth

907
00:53:59,850 --> 00:54:02,030
but not the eyes or the nose to prevent

908
00:54:02,030 --> 00:54:04,273
water from escaping
the throat and sinuses.

909
00:54:06,060 --> 00:54:08,520
Which do you think would work best?

910
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:11,020
(light music)

911
00:54:12,230 --> 00:54:13,800
- [Ben] There's actually
never been a better time

912
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:16,124
to be in the law enforcement industry.

913
00:54:16,124 --> 00:54:16,957
- [Jerry] Industry?

914
00:54:16,957 --> 00:54:18,913
- [Ben] Yeah, what would you call it?

915
00:54:18,913 --> 00:54:19,746
- I dunno.

916
00:54:20,580 --> 00:54:22,919
Like a public service or something.

917
00:54:22,919 --> 00:54:24,119
- Maybe in the old days.

918
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:26,560
In the old west--

919
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:29,030
(Jerry giggling)

920
00:54:29,030 --> 00:54:31,860
In the old west a town
would find some money,

921
00:54:31,860 --> 00:54:34,520
they would hire an outsider
to come in and be sheriff

922
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:35,870
and maintain law and order.

923
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,270
- [Jerry] And what's different today?

924
00:54:39,270 --> 00:54:41,966
- For one thing, do you know
how many laws there are today?

925
00:54:41,966 --> 00:54:42,799
- 10,000.

926
00:54:43,687 --> 00:54:44,617
- 20,000.

927
00:54:44,617 --> 00:54:47,640
20,000 federal laws today
just to deal with guns.

928
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:49,240
- How can that be possible?

929
00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:51,070
- Nobody even knows how
many federal laws there

930
00:54:51,070 --> 00:54:52,800
are in total, you can't count them all.

931
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:56,633
Every year new laws, nobody
ever deletes the old ones.

932
00:54:57,720 --> 00:55:00,008
But you know what every new law means?

933
00:55:00,008 --> 00:55:01,478
- New laws mean new crimes.

934
00:55:01,478 --> 00:55:02,590
- Bingo!

935
00:55:02,590 --> 00:55:05,160
Every decade in America
there are a thousand

936
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:06,383
new crimes created.

937
00:55:07,300 --> 00:55:09,370
- It does seem like a growth industry.

938
00:55:09,370 --> 00:55:10,203
- Right?

939
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:27,020
- Does having more laws
make for better people?

940
00:55:27,020 --> 00:55:27,853
- No idea.

941
00:55:29,740 --> 00:55:30,983
- Well think about it.

942
00:55:31,907 --> 00:55:36,190
You know, more laws make more crimes.

943
00:55:36,190 --> 00:55:38,483
More crimes make more criminals.

944
00:55:39,740 --> 00:55:41,563
But does that make society stronger?

945
00:55:42,430 --> 00:55:44,090
- Well, that's not my job, little lady.

946
00:55:44,090 --> 00:55:48,050
My job is to enforce the laws
and the more laws they make

947
00:55:49,171 --> 00:55:50,671
the more they need me and you.

948
00:55:52,340 --> 00:55:53,240
It's job security.

949
00:55:54,170 --> 00:55:56,890
- You know, the argument
could be made that

950
00:55:56,890 --> 00:55:59,810
forever making more laws and more crimes

951
00:56:00,730 --> 00:56:04,910
weakens citizenry by
making people dependent

952
00:56:04,910 --> 00:56:08,380
upon the government to tell
them what's right and wrong.

953
00:56:08,380 --> 00:56:09,870
- You're talking crazy talk.

954
00:56:09,870 --> 00:56:12,430
- No, the argument could be
made that by making people

955
00:56:12,430 --> 00:56:14,430
more dependent upon the
government to tell them

956
00:56:14,430 --> 00:56:17,190
what's right and wrong weakens individuals

957
00:56:17,190 --> 00:56:19,370
ability to govern themselves.

958
00:56:19,370 --> 00:56:21,070
- You read too much.

959
00:56:21,070 --> 00:56:24,150
- The end result of this
can only be a police state

960
00:56:24,150 --> 00:56:26,940
where America is no longer
the home of the free

961
00:56:26,940 --> 00:56:28,598
but the home of the over-policed!

962
00:56:28,598 --> 00:56:29,931
- I know, right?

963
00:56:31,890 --> 00:56:32,857
You can see it too.

964
00:56:36,999 --> 00:56:39,499
(light music)

965
00:56:45,969 --> 00:56:50,969
- [Woman] Too far from the ocean.

966
00:56:54,610 --> 00:56:57,214
Too far from the flame.

967
00:56:57,214 --> 00:57:02,214
Too far from the ocean,
too far from the flame.

968
00:57:02,935 --> 00:57:05,255
Too far from the ocean.

969
00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:07,172
Too far from the flame.

970
00:57:08,618 --> 00:57:12,535
Too far from the ocean,
too far from the flame.

971
00:57:15,142 --> 00:57:18,642
(upbeat electronic music)

972
00:58:31,793 --> 00:58:34,043
(smacking)

973
00:58:50,891 --> 00:58:53,641
(waves crashing)

974
00:59:06,202 --> 00:59:08,035
- [Jeremiah] It's you.

975
00:59:08,903 --> 00:59:10,736
- It's always been me.

976
00:59:17,221 --> 00:59:19,673
- Too far from the ocean.

977
00:59:19,673 --> 00:59:21,590
Too far from the flame.

978
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:24,270
- You were listening.

979
00:59:24,270 --> 00:59:25,170
- I was listening.

980
00:59:28,060 --> 00:59:29,560
- Are you ready for the flame?

981
00:59:32,650 --> 00:59:33,850
- I'm a soldier of fate.

982
00:59:38,170 --> 00:59:39,870
- Take your clothes off, Jeremiah.

983
00:59:41,750 --> 00:59:43,320
I'm feeling fateful.

984
00:59:46,749 --> 00:59:49,582
(engine rumbling)

985
01:00:09,790 --> 01:00:12,850
(light music)

986
01:00:12,850 --> 01:00:15,933
(train horn honking)

987
01:00:20,467 --> 01:00:23,634
(light country music)

988
01:00:30,598 --> 01:00:35,598
♪ One sad little life of a millionaire ♪

989
01:00:36,918 --> 01:00:41,918
♪ Spending all my money
didn't have any cares ♪

990
01:00:42,844 --> 01:00:47,844
♪ Took my friends out
for a mighty good time ♪

991
01:00:49,090 --> 01:00:54,090
♪ And bootleg liquor, champagne and wine ♪

992
01:00:54,900 --> 01:00:59,900
♪ Then I began to fall so low ♪

993
01:01:00,581 --> 01:01:05,581
♪ Lost all my good friends,
had nowhere to go ♪

994
01:01:06,361 --> 01:01:11,361
♪ If I get my hands on a dollar again ♪

995
01:01:12,371 --> 01:01:17,371
♪ I'm gonna hang on to it
'til that old eagle grins ♪

996
01:01:18,687 --> 01:01:23,687
♪ Nobody knows you ♪

997
01:01:24,477 --> 01:01:29,477
♪ When you're down and out ♪

998
01:01:30,158 --> 01:01:35,158
♪ In your pocket, not one penny ♪

999
01:01:36,189 --> 01:01:41,189
♪ And as your friends
well, you ain't got any ♪

1000
01:01:41,952 --> 01:01:46,952
♪ Then you get back on your feet again ♪

1001
01:01:47,882 --> 01:01:52,882
♪ Everybody wants to be
your long lost friend ♪

1002
01:01:53,824 --> 01:01:58,824
♪ I said it plain, without any doubt ♪

1003
01:02:00,074 --> 01:02:05,074
♪ Nobody knows you when
you're down and out ♪

1004
01:02:06,404 --> 01:02:09,071
(whip cracking)

1005
01:02:10,850 --> 01:02:11,800
- [Woman] Jeremiah?

1006
01:02:13,010 --> 01:02:14,143
You're getting hard.

1007
01:02:18,230 --> 01:02:19,633
- Um.
- Stop it.

1008
01:02:20,940 --> 01:02:22,390
That is not what I am to you.

1009
01:02:25,910 --> 01:02:27,960
- How am I supposed to stop that?

1010
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:29,500
- Concentrate, Jeremiah.

1011
01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:30,333
- On what?

1012
01:02:32,610 --> 01:02:33,900
- On something other than what

1013
01:02:33,900 --> 01:02:35,833
you are currently concentrating on.

1014
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:37,893
Obviously.

1015
01:02:40,070 --> 01:02:41,803
Know your place.

1016
01:02:42,690 --> 01:02:43,793
Know your call.

1017
01:02:45,490 --> 01:02:47,390
That is not what we are to each other.

1018
01:02:54,312 --> 01:02:56,312
(sighs)

1019
01:03:04,430 --> 01:03:05,263
That's better.

1020
01:03:06,250 --> 01:03:07,590
It is important to me that you

1021
01:03:07,590 --> 01:03:09,940
are never too far from the ocean.

1022
01:03:09,940 --> 01:03:11,613
Nor too far from the flame.

1023
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:14,923
The ocean is alive.

1024
01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:18,670
Watch is breathe.

1025
01:03:20,530 --> 01:03:21,653
Watch it live.

1026
01:03:23,882 --> 01:03:24,882
And watch the flame.

1027
01:03:26,950 --> 01:03:28,383
It, too, is alive.

1028
01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:32,963
It lives, it breathes, it devours.

1029
01:03:37,130 --> 01:03:39,513
You must live and breathe and devour.

1030
01:03:40,460 --> 01:03:41,693
You must be you.

1031
01:03:43,430 --> 01:03:45,893
If you are not you you
are of no use to me.

1032
01:03:47,270 --> 01:03:49,063
Do you wish to be of use to me?

1033
01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:52,223
- I wish only to be of use to you.

1034
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:56,290
- Do you what it is that makes
your heart beat, Jeremiah?

1035
01:03:57,690 --> 01:03:59,540
- It is you that makes my heart beat.

1036
01:04:00,470 --> 01:04:02,740
- Do you know by what power your diaphragm

1037
01:04:02,740 --> 01:04:04,533
draws and releases breath?

1038
01:04:06,830 --> 01:04:08,860
- [Jeremiah] You give
my diaphragm its power

1039
01:04:08,860 --> 01:04:10,553
to draw and release breath.

1040
01:04:12,350 --> 01:04:13,323
- Do you trust me?

1041
01:04:16,670 --> 01:04:17,503
- I do.

1042
01:04:19,380 --> 01:04:20,213
- Good.

1043
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:25,410
Would I ever lead you astray?

1044
01:04:27,730 --> 01:04:28,983
- No, you would not.

1045
01:04:31,661 --> 01:04:33,483
- What if I did lead you astray?

1046
01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:37,913
So far astray that you died.

1047
01:04:39,090 --> 01:04:40,040
- Then I would die.

1048
01:04:41,814 --> 01:04:44,064
(giggling)

1049
01:04:45,190 --> 01:04:49,223
- Jeremiah, in you I am well pleased.

1050
01:04:52,210 --> 01:04:54,413
I am so glad we had this moment.

1051
01:04:58,440 --> 01:04:59,703
I think you are ready.

1052
01:05:03,350 --> 01:05:05,843
This may be the last time
that we see each other.

1053
01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:09,913
In the flesh.

1054
01:05:14,380 --> 01:05:16,703
It is time for you to take on a new flesh.

1055
01:05:18,110 --> 01:05:19,343
Be one with another.

1056
01:05:23,900 --> 01:05:25,733
But you will remember this moment.

1057
01:05:26,670 --> 01:05:27,503
On the beach.

1058
01:05:28,957 --> 01:05:29,857
At Spooner's Cove.

1059
01:05:32,797 --> 01:05:33,630
- I will.

1060
01:05:40,300 --> 01:05:42,697
- Now can you go get
your mother her dress?

1061
01:05:45,388 --> 01:05:48,138
(fire crackling)

1062
01:06:00,409 --> 01:06:03,690
- Look at you impotent little creatures

1063
01:06:03,690 --> 01:06:07,880
standing there hiding your dicks in shame.

1064
01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:08,713
- Hey.

1065
01:06:08,713 --> 01:06:11,650
- Oh yes, even you, Leroy.

1066
01:06:11,650 --> 01:06:14,110
- That god damn Jeremiah.

1067
01:06:14,110 --> 01:06:16,100
He put us all up to this.

1068
01:06:16,100 --> 01:06:20,440
- No, no, Jeremiah's a pigeon
like the rest of us in this.

1069
01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:25,440
- Am I to understand that
what we are doing here is--

1070
01:06:25,780 --> 01:06:27,620
- Something that has never been done

1071
01:06:27,620 --> 01:06:30,393
before here in the great
state of California.

1072
01:06:31,270 --> 01:06:36,270
We are questioning the
integrity of the governor.

1073
01:06:41,350 --> 01:06:43,940
- I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm not sure I want to.

1074
01:06:43,940 --> 01:06:46,720
- That would mean everything
that we believe in is--

1075
01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:48,623
- Not everything.

1076
01:06:51,300 --> 01:06:54,870
Not everything you believe
in has to be shattered.

1077
01:06:54,870 --> 01:06:56,500
- But many things.

1078
01:06:56,500 --> 01:06:57,800
- Many things.

1079
01:06:57,800 --> 01:07:01,580
- Can we even survive knowing that most of

1080
01:07:01,580 --> 01:07:04,383
what we believe is an illusion?

1081
01:07:05,420 --> 01:07:07,910
- I can't answer that
for you, bass player.

1082
01:07:07,910 --> 01:07:09,463
Only you can answer that.

1083
01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:15,233
For myself, I know that
I can survive and I will.

1084
01:07:16,490 --> 01:07:19,593
Cannot believe in lies any longer.

1085
01:07:20,660 --> 01:07:24,450
I must move forward into something new.

1086
01:07:24,450 --> 01:07:26,723
- What is this, something new?

1087
01:07:29,269 --> 01:07:30,102
- Veritas.

1088
01:07:31,630 --> 01:07:34,273
- Veritas is a good place to start.

1089
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:37,917
- What means veritas?

1090
01:07:37,917 --> 01:07:41,584
(speaking foreign language)

1091
01:07:55,290 --> 01:07:58,013
- The truth will set you free.

1092
01:08:01,659 --> 01:08:04,159
(light music)

1093
01:08:06,345 --> 01:08:07,527
(muffled people yelling over each other)

1094
01:08:07,527 --> 01:08:08,360
- Kelly?

1095
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:09,640
Kelly, can you hear me?

1096
01:08:09,640 --> 01:08:11,488
- April, I can hear you.

1097
01:08:11,488 --> 01:08:13,653
- As you can see it is pandemonium.

1098
01:08:13,653 --> 01:08:16,867
Pandemonium here in the
streets of Bakersfield.

1099
01:08:16,867 --> 01:08:18,870
Crowds of people running for their lives

1100
01:08:18,870 --> 01:08:20,900
as reports of nudity flood the town.

1101
01:08:20,900 --> 01:08:23,097
- April, this naked woman,
what does she look like?

1102
01:08:23,097 --> 01:08:23,930
- Kelly.

1103
01:08:23,930 --> 01:08:26,518
Kelly, I'm losing signal.

1104
01:08:26,518 --> 01:08:28,685
(beeping)

1105
01:08:31,884 --> 01:08:35,050
- Seems like we've lost April.

1106
01:08:35,050 --> 01:08:38,710
As you can see, panic on the
streets of Bakersfield tonight.

1107
01:08:38,710 --> 01:08:40,130
Crowds reacting to reports of

1108
01:08:40,130 --> 01:08:42,333
a nudity outbreak in that fair city.

1109
01:08:45,030 --> 01:08:47,930
In another developing story,
the governor of California

1110
01:08:47,930 --> 01:08:50,580
arrested on charges of racketeering.

1111
01:08:50,580 --> 01:08:51,870
For more on this we go to our

1112
01:08:51,870 --> 01:08:54,373
political correspondent Kanye Rosenberg.

1113
01:08:57,544 --> 01:09:00,544
(light piano music)

1114
01:09:13,158 --> 01:09:16,158
(Jeremiah coughing)

1115
01:09:21,374 --> 01:09:25,041
- [Jeremiah] What are
you doing here, Rosie?

1116
01:09:27,159 --> 01:09:28,409
- I don't know.

1117
01:09:38,187 --> 01:09:39,837
- Can I ask you another question?

1118
01:09:40,720 --> 01:09:41,633
- I guess.

1119
01:09:43,530 --> 01:09:45,313
- It's a rather personal question.

1120
01:09:48,260 --> 01:09:49,273
And it's about me.

1121
01:09:50,270 --> 01:09:53,903
- You wanna ask me a
personal question about you?

1122
01:09:53,903 --> 01:09:54,920
- I do.

1123
01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:56,290
- Sounds dumb.

1124
01:09:56,290 --> 01:09:57,220
Shoot.

1125
01:09:57,220 --> 01:09:58,620
- Am I going to be a father?

1126
01:10:05,790 --> 01:10:07,613
- Why would you ask me that?

1127
01:10:09,230 --> 01:10:12,950
- Because you're the
only person in the world

1128
01:10:12,950 --> 01:10:15,300
who could possibly answer
that question for me.

1129
01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:25,763
- Maybe someday.

1130
01:10:27,950 --> 01:10:29,000
- Maybe someday soon?

1131
01:10:33,975 --> 01:10:34,808
- Maybe.

1132
01:10:39,685 --> 01:10:40,550
(sighs)

1133
01:10:40,550 --> 01:10:42,297
- I have another question for you.

1134
01:10:43,959 --> 01:10:44,792
- Okay.

1135
01:10:47,100 --> 01:10:49,810
- This child that I (clears throat)

1136
01:10:49,810 --> 01:10:52,363
may someday soon be a father to,

1137
01:10:54,499 --> 01:10:55,983
are you going to be its mother?

1138
01:11:01,880 --> 01:11:02,713
- Maybe.

1139
01:11:04,860 --> 01:11:07,360
(light music)

1140
01:11:19,990 --> 01:11:20,962
- Rosie.

1141
01:11:20,962 --> 01:11:21,795
- What?

1142
01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:23,780
- My name is Jeremiah.

1143
01:11:26,460 --> 01:11:29,080
- I know what your damn name is.

1144
01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:31,660
- I was named after the wailing prophet.

1145
01:11:31,660 --> 01:11:32,950
- How nice.

1146
01:11:32,950 --> 01:11:36,000
- Have you ever read
chapter 29 of Jeremiah

1147
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:37,610
in the Hebrew bible?

1148
01:11:37,610 --> 01:11:39,200
- I think I missed that one.

1149
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:40,510
- Do you know what it says?

1150
01:11:40,510 --> 01:11:42,947
- Something tells me
I'm about to find out.

1151
01:11:42,947 --> 01:11:45,447
- "Thus sayeth the Lord and to all

1152
01:11:45,447 --> 01:11:47,083
"who are carried away captive,

1153
01:11:49,917 --> 01:11:52,373
"build ye houses and dwell in them,

1154
01:11:53,587 --> 01:11:57,752
"plant gardens and eat
of the fruit therein."

1155
01:11:57,752 --> 01:11:58,585
- Do I look bored?

1156
01:11:58,585 --> 01:11:59,750
'Cause I kind of feel like--
- There's more.

1157
01:11:59,750 --> 01:12:00,583
- I'm sure.

1158
01:12:01,537 --> 01:12:05,310
- "Take ye wives, beget
sons and daughters.

1159
01:12:10,637 --> 01:12:15,207
"Take wives for your sons,
husbands for your daughters,

1160
01:12:15,207 --> 01:12:20,127
"that they, too, may be
fruitful and multiply."

1161
01:12:21,163 --> 01:12:23,413
- And why are you quoting
bible verses to me?

1162
01:12:27,277 --> 01:12:28,110
- Rosie.

1163
01:12:30,261 --> 01:12:31,094
- What?

1164
01:12:33,249 --> 01:12:34,916
- Will you marry me?

1165
01:12:45,053 --> 01:12:46,304
- Shit!

1166
01:12:46,304 --> 01:12:47,137
Shit!

1167
01:12:50,297 --> 01:12:52,990
- You know, if this had been
a multiple choice question

1168
01:12:52,990 --> 01:12:53,823
that would not have been--

1169
01:12:53,823 --> 01:12:54,963
- Are you serious?

1170
01:12:59,130 --> 01:13:01,403
You are serious.

1171
01:13:05,349 --> 01:13:06,182
Shit!

1172
01:13:08,250 --> 01:13:09,650
- Again, that's not the reaction I was--

1173
01:13:09,650 --> 01:13:12,600
- I hate you half the time.

1174
01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:14,070
- Well there's a time for hate.

1175
01:13:14,070 --> 01:13:16,860
- Oh, did Jeremiah the
wailing prophet say that, too?

1176
01:13:16,860 --> 01:13:18,253
- No that was Ecclesiastics.

1177
01:13:18,253 --> 01:13:19,086
- Shit!

1178
01:13:25,380 --> 01:13:26,410
I'm a handful.

1179
01:13:26,410 --> 01:13:27,893
- I have strong hands.

1180
01:13:29,320 --> 01:13:31,840
- You live in a hotel.

1181
01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:33,453
- It's a very nice hotel.

1182
01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:39,353
- You're old.

1183
01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:51,973
- Well, I'm aging well.

1184
01:13:56,230 --> 01:13:57,063
- Yeah.

1185
01:14:00,943 --> 01:14:03,026
(sniffs)

1186
01:14:09,410 --> 01:14:10,643
You'll be good to me?

1187
01:14:14,380 --> 01:14:18,400
- I'll be good to you.

1188
01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:19,300
- You'll be there?

1189
01:14:20,680 --> 01:14:21,513
- I will be there.

1190
01:14:21,513 --> 01:14:23,613
- You'll be there?
- I will be there.

1191
01:14:28,596 --> 01:14:30,070
So?

1192
01:14:30,070 --> 01:14:30,903
- So what?

1193
01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:37,623
- So will you marry me?

1194
01:14:40,940 --> 01:14:41,773
- I guess.

1195
01:14:42,711 --> 01:14:43,544
- Not good enough.

1196
01:14:43,544 --> 01:14:44,700
- You know, I say you better take

1197
01:14:44,700 --> 01:14:46,150
what you can get--
- Rosie.

1198
01:14:46,150 --> 01:14:49,113
- What?
- Will you marry me?

1199
01:14:52,496 --> 01:14:54,496
(sighs)

1200
01:14:56,580 --> 01:14:57,413
- I will.

1201
01:14:58,927 --> 01:15:01,427
(light music)

1202
01:15:02,850 --> 01:15:03,683
- Senor.

1203
01:15:05,350 --> 01:15:06,183
Now, senor?

1204
01:15:08,098 --> 01:15:11,348
(light mariachi music)

1205
01:15:36,404 --> 01:15:38,940
- Well, that was random.

1206
01:15:38,940 --> 01:15:40,031
- I thought it was a nice touch.

1207
01:15:40,031 --> 01:15:42,020
- Ah, no, honestly I can't really tell.

1208
01:15:42,020 --> 01:15:42,990
- Kiss me.
- No.

1209
01:15:42,990 --> 01:15:44,610
- Kiss me.
- No, you know that band

1210
01:15:44,610 --> 01:15:45,880
thing kinda threw me off,

1211
01:15:45,880 --> 01:15:47,893
I'm not really--
- Kiss me.

1212
01:15:51,101 --> 01:15:54,934
(singing in foreign language)

1213
01:17:19,649 --> 01:17:22,149
(light music)

1214
01:18:05,855 --> 01:18:08,483
- [Rosie] Holy shit.

1215
01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:12,880
- Wife, once the child
is born you are gonna

1216
01:18:12,880 --> 01:18:14,580
have to clean up that potty mouth.

1217
01:18:19,900 --> 01:18:22,530
- This must have something
to do with the governor

1218
01:18:22,530 --> 01:18:25,690
and the Mexicans and the musicians.

1219
01:18:25,690 --> 01:18:29,623
- This has something to
do with Genesis 2:25.

1220
01:18:29,623 --> 01:18:31,560
- I did not know you were so religious.

1221
01:18:31,560 --> 01:18:34,660
- And they were both
naked, man and his wife,

1222
01:18:34,660 --> 01:18:36,323
and they were not ashamed.

1223
01:18:37,900 --> 01:18:39,610
- Yeah, but we're not naked.

1224
01:18:39,610 --> 01:18:43,973
- Darling, don't kid yourself,
we're all always naked.

1225
01:18:45,100 --> 01:18:47,833
Always naked all the time.

1226
01:18:48,830 --> 01:18:52,020
Anyone who tells you
differently is hiding something.

1227
01:18:53,432 --> 01:18:55,932
(light music)

1228
01:19:04,442 --> 01:19:06,054
♪ Get your freak on ♪

1229
01:19:06,054 --> 01:19:07,408
♪ Better think twice ♪

1230
01:19:07,408 --> 01:19:09,852
♪ Baby's coming over
so you better be nice ♪

1231
01:19:09,852 --> 01:19:12,733
♪ Get your freak on, on and on ♪

1232
01:19:12,733 --> 01:19:15,163
♪ Mama's little baby
dances all night long ♪

1233
01:19:15,163 --> 01:19:20,163
♪ Get your freak on ♪

1234
01:19:20,580 --> 01:19:25,580
♪ Get your freak on ♪

1235
01:19:25,726 --> 01:19:28,566
♪ You better phone home,
better phone home ♪

1236
01:19:28,566 --> 01:19:31,288
♪ See you sitting in the
kitchen now all year long ♪

1237
01:19:31,288 --> 01:19:34,251
♪ Guitar man, you better phone home ♪

1238
01:19:34,251 --> 01:19:36,653
♪ Knowing there's at least
a little girl all alone ♪

1239
01:19:36,653 --> 01:19:41,653
♪ Better phone home ♪

1240
01:19:41,895 --> 01:19:46,895
♪ Better phone home ♪

1241
01:19:49,171 --> 01:19:52,117
♪ I'm behind your back,
hands on the hood ♪

1242
01:19:52,117 --> 01:19:54,929
♪ And get up against the wall ♪

1243
01:19:54,929 --> 01:19:57,531
♪ Break it to them gently,
break it to them hard ♪

1244
01:19:57,531 --> 01:20:00,387
♪ Break it to them sideways
before it gets dark ♪

1245
01:20:00,387 --> 01:20:03,072
♪ Break the to them
right there in the yard ♪

1246
01:20:03,072 --> 01:20:07,739
♪ Take it, shake it, break it right off ♪

1247
01:20:20,704 --> 01:20:23,854
♪ So get your freak on,
better think twice ♪

1248
01:20:23,854 --> 01:20:26,184
♪ Baby's coming over
so you better be nice ♪

1249
01:20:26,184 --> 01:20:29,204
♪ Get your freak on, on and on ♪

1250
01:20:29,204 --> 01:20:31,594
♪ Mama's little baby
dances all night long ♪

1251
01:20:31,594 --> 01:20:36,594
♪ Get your freak on ♪

1252
01:20:36,975 --> 01:20:39,975
♪ Get your freak on ♪